Orange Pixies - blueWank

Every time I hit the drive through, orange pixies tell me what to order.
The same orange pixies that tell me to buy consumer merchandise 
target marketed to my demographic. 
Every time I hit the road, orange pixies tell me to change lanes 
right in front of somebody else. 
The same orange pixies that tell me to drink alone. 
Every time I go to the bank, orange pixies tell me to take out another twenty bucks. 
The same orange pixies that had me wear polyester in 1977. 
Every time I purchase a rubber based product, orange pixies tell me it could have been done with wood pulp. 
The same orange pixies that tell you when the bar is open open open. 
Every time the alarm goes off, orange pixies tell me to sleep another ten minutes. 
The same orange pixies that tell me to run water over my head 
before I get out of the shower and go to work 
to drive to work to go to work work work wet wet wet. 
Every time I exceed the recommended 3000 mile limit between oil changes 
orange pixies tell me to push i
for another 1000 miles. 
The same orange pixies that had me buy white wall tires. 
Every time Mike goes to the junk store, orange pixies tell him 
to buy things that sai earwax patrol. 
The same orange pixies that had him buy the fez. 

Hey Ma, what do you say we go sit on the porch? 

Every time I sit on the porch, orange pixies tel me to kill kill kill. 
When I sit on the porch and stare into the sun for a long time, 
the sun tells me to kill kill kill kill. 

Let's just leave it at that.